How to piss off passengers in a subtle way part 1

When I fly, I normally don't need to piss off other passengers unless I got something I didn't want such as a seat assignment in the middle. So here are ways to piss off some passengers in such a way, they think its an accident.

#1 You have a middle seat, but you want that window, when the window passenger arrives, mention to them you are in their way or its too busy in the cabin to move around, ask them if you could just move over to that seat to make an easy seating process. Normally they will almost always say no.

#2 If number 1 didn't work out, its time to be annoying. I use my personal height and size to my advantage. Find out if you have anything that can be used to your advantage. I'm 6' 5 and I really hate those middle seats. I try to spread out continually hitting the other passengers legs and invade their personal space, just to annoy them. I may make the comment, "I hate being tall, but what can you do? " to hide my intentional annoyance.

#3 Those people who recline the seats are very annoying for tall passengers like me. When they try to recline the seat, my legs act like natural anti recliners, the harder they recline, the harder I react. Works every time :)

#4 Last for now, make all kinds of bodily sounds to annoy some people. You need to stand up for yourself and don't quit on things that piss you off. You will never be a success if you let those other people walk all over you. Who cares what those other passengers think of you, fight for yourself and when you do it it subtle ways, magical things can happen.